Meet The Tribe
Dillon -P.L.E.A.S.E.
Neutral Good | Human Dad | Level 9 Partner | Armor Class: Comfy Sweatpants
Once a wandering bard of few words and many video games, Dillon now serves as a Paladin of the Household Realm—bound by oaths of fatherhood, loyalty, and low-key sarcasm. His weapons of choice include late-night gaming sessions, toddler-wrangling, and the occasional power nap taken mid-quest.
He may not always show his cards, but his heart is legendary-tier.
In battle (or backyard chaos), Dillon is the quiet anchor—calm in the storm, firm with a side of "do we have to go to the store?" He casts “Zone of Chill” with ease and wields the mighty "Eye of Judgment" when the kids are up to something.
Though once a solo adventurer, Dillon now travels with a chaotic party of kids, co-parents, and canines. His loyalty is fierce, his patience deep, and while his charisma modifier fluctuates, his constitution score is top tier.
He’s not here for the spotlight—but if you need someone to guard the gate, change a tire, or haul a rabbit hutch without complaint? Dillon's your guy.
Special Skills:
- Passive Perception of nonsense: 17
- Natural +5 bonus to carrying sleeping children
- Advantage on stealth checks if everyone’s finally asleep
- Can solo a boss in Elden Ring but forgets where he put his shoes
Kevin - A Father Figure
Chaotic Good | Half-Elf Bonus Dad | Level 11 Softie with a Toolbelt Armor Class: Hoodie & Heart Eyes
Kevin is the party’s emotional support bard-in-disguise—technically an Artificer, because everything he touches turns into a project, a plan, or a perfectly timed act of love. Whether he’s fixing furniture, calming the rogue (that’s the toddler), or setting up a full vibe with fairy lights and snacks, he’s the unsung MVP of the homestead questline.
With a natural charisma stat that makes dogs roll over and babies coo, Kevin charms his way through chaos with a wink, a joke, and the kind of steady presence that holds everything together when the world wobbles.
Spellbook includes:
- Mend All The Broken Things (Even the Emotional Ones)
- Summon Fire Pit & Deep Conversation
- Guiding Hug (2x/Day, Restores Hope)
- Snack of Holding (produces chips and emotional availability)
Once a lone wanderer in search of his place, Kevin found a wild crew and chose to stay. Now he’s the guy who remembers everyone’s drink order, makes sure the paint’s even, and carries the weight without asking for a roll.
He believes in crafting a life from grief and glitter, using laughter as a shield, and loving the people around him like it's a full-time class feature.
Special Skills:
- +3 to Husbandry (actual and emotional)
- Proficiency in Dad Jokes, Deep Chats, and Sandwich Construction
- Can lift a couch and your spirits
- Immune to “Are You Mad?” passive-aggression rolls
- Gains inspiration when making someone feel seen
Amber - Chaos Coordinator
Chaotic Good | Human(ish) | Level 20 Life Crafter | Armor Class: Flannel & Fire
Amber is the heart and heartbeat of the Indi Acres guild—a high-level Druid whose domain includes healing, homemaking, emotional alchemy, and lovingly controlled chaos. She speaks fluent grief and glitter, and can summon tears or thunder at will. Her magic is rooted in deep earth, deep love, and the fierce need to protect what she grows.
She has crafted a kingdom out of hand-me-downs, heartbreak, and the wildest love you’ve ever seen. She walks barefoot between realms: grief and joy, softness and strength, the nursery and the shop, the smoke circle and the family table.
Signature spells include:
- Circle of Snacks (grants comfort and nourishment to all allies)
- Animate Chaos (calls forth children, bunnies, quail, and ideas)
- Ritual of Blanket-Making (grants armor to the fragile and forgotten)
- Speak With Husbands (even when they’re sulking or playing Elden Ring)
- Summon Starshine (Indigo’s presence, always nearby)
Amber rolls with disadvantage on "sit still and do nothing" checks, but crits nearly every time on empathy, aesthetic vision, and making a damn good plan. Her grief has made her fierce, her love makes her unstoppable, and her stubbornness is legendary in at least three counties.
Special Skills:
- Proficient in Sewing, Crafting, and Calling Bullshit
- Natural 20 on Imagination
- Can carry the weight of a world and still find time to decorate the mantle
- Immune to anyone telling her she’s “too much”
- Gains advantage when advocating for the voiceless or feeding people
CJ - Moral Support
True Neutral | Human (or forest cryptid?)
Level 7 Critter Whisperer | Armor Class: Green Skinny Jeans & Secondhand Hoodie
CJ is the party’s most unbothered asset—a laid-back, smoke-breakin’, lizard-lovin’ enigma with a heart of gold and zero desire for the spotlight. He might look like he’s taking a break from side-quests and adulting, but don’t be fooled: CJ shows up when it matters.
He's the chill soul of the party, the guy who might not say much but sees everything. His talents lie in quiet loyalty, weird animal trivia, and the ability to wrangle a garden snake or fix something obscure without making a fuss.
Dealt a gnarly hand to start—low resources, high difficulty, no map—CJ could’ve faded into the shadows. But The Tribe pulled him in, gave him a seat at the table, and now? He’s living the dream in his own offbeat way. With a critter in one hand and a lighter in the other, he’s finding peace, purpose, and people who never asked him to be anything but himself.
Signature Moves:
- Summon Smoke Break (vanishes for 7-12 minutes, returns with a random animal or deep thought)
- Critter Bond (instantly trusted by snakes, rats, pigeons, and most kids)
- Low-Key Loyalty (will lift heavy things, do hard work, and ask for nothing in return)
- Unseen Insight (knows when you need help before you even say it)
Special Stats:
- +5 to Animal Handling, -2 to Mornings
- Advantage on “last-minute fix” rolls
- Proficient in weird vibes, soft landings, and portable zen
- Passive Perception: 16 (especially for BS)
- Gains inspiration after a solid smoke and a good stare into the void
Sarah - Local Croppy
Chaotic Neutral | Human | Level 10 Heartmender | Armor Class: Hoodie & Hope
Sarah is a paradox in motion—gentle but explosive, soft-spoken until the caffeine hits. She’s the emotional support bard’s favorite cleric: bruised by life but still singing, still snorting at dumb jokes, still handing out snacks and half-baked wisdom like a campfire auntie who might cast Cure Wounds or shove you in a sprinkler, depending on the mood.
Her past was heavy, full of chapters that bent her bones and broke her trust—but she’s rewriting it, one giggle-fit and safe space at a time. She’s building a home that’s hers, a life that’s hers, and occasionally doing it while wearing mismatched socks and laughing like a goblin through squinted eyes.
Signature Spells:
- Blessed Tangent – Confuses enemies with chaotic storytelling. May end in tears, laughter, or both.
- Emotional UNbalance – Falling? Crying? yes.
- Sacred Hug – Instantly heals 1d6 internal damage. Requires full body squeeze.
- Giggle Burst – Explodes in contagious joy. Can stun allies or attract nearby animals.
- Zone of Goofy Safety – Allies within range feel safe enough to be weird.
Special Traits:
- Proficient in deep talks, louder-than-expected laughs, and tender overshares
- +4 to Animal Affection rolls
- Gains inspiration when left unsupervised in a thrift store
- Vulnerable to late-night emotions and early-morning dumb jokes
- Disadvantage on Stealth checks while happy (cannot be quiet)
Inventory:
- A tiny house that’s part home, part goblin den
- A rotating horde of emotional support objects (plushies, snacks, weird thrift finds)
- The ability to love you to pieces and still roast you mid-hug
Emmy - Commander in Attitude
Chaotic Fabulous | Human(ish) | Level 13 Emotional Conjurer Armor Class: Spiked Wit & Glitter Eyeliner
Emmy doesn’t walk into a room—she arrives. With a head full of opinions, a soul full of sparkle, and a magical aura that says “don’t test me,” she is the living embodiment of a charisma check with consequences.
Her spellcasting is fueled by big feelings, louder words, and a wardrobe that would make any wizard jealous. She’s part performer, part philosopher, part undercover queen—and always several steps ahead of your weak little logic.
Signature Spells:
- Eye Roll of Smite (DC 18 to recover from the burn)
- Glamour Shield (deflects criticism, enhances confidence by +3)
- Insta-Insight (knows your real mood before you do)
- Thesis of Sass (casts a monologue so sharp it becomes law)
- Summon Scroll Mess of Art Supplies (she had an idea and it exploded)
Despite the bold outer armor, Emmy is all heart underneath—fiercely loyal, wickedly smart, and constantly evolving into her next form. She’s a storm and a sanctuary, depending on how you treat her.
Stats:
- Charisma: 20
- Insight: 18
- Patience: fluctuates wildly
- Will save: Only fails to things like cute animals or the endless nagging of a small sibling
- Proficient in sarcasm, aesthetics, true crime trivia, and thinking too deeply into things
Special Traits:
- Infinite Attitude Reserve – She never runs out. Ever.
- Commanding Presence – Enemies must roll a wisdom save or agree with her out of sheer intimidation.
- Teen Energy Field – Causes electronics to glitch and all parents to sigh dramatically within a 10 ft radius.
Lainlee and Onyx - The Chaos
Chaotic Neutral | Half-Pint Humans | Dual-Class: Wild Sorcerer & Unruly Barbarian
Shared Initiative | Hit Points: Endless | Speed: Untrackable
Lainlee (Level 5 Sorcerer of Sass) casts spells using glitter, paint, and relentless questions. Fueled by popsicles and imagination, she has a wild magic surge every time someone tells her “no.”
Onyx (Level 4 Barbarian Baby) is small but fierce, equipped with sticky fingers and unstoppable momentum. Enters rage mode when snacks are late or someone tries to steal his favorite rock.
Together, they are unstoppable.
They summon chaos, cuteness, and the kind of energy drink you can’t bottle. No wall is safe. No snack is sacred. They are pure joy with hit dice and a slight disregard for personal boundaries.
Shared Abilities:
- Zoomies (Bonus Action) – Can dash through any space, leaving emotional clutter and unmatched noise in their wake.
- Pack Tactics – Gain advantage when within 10 feet of each other (or snacks).
- Untamed Curiosity – Immune to boredom, resistant to logic.
- Inspire Mayhem – Allies must roll a wisdom save to avoid joining in the chaos.
Equipment:
- Lainlee: Markers of Mending, Scissors of Suspicion, Mismatched Boots of Confidence
- Onyx: The Sacred Juice Cup, Rock of Unknown Significance, Blanket of Stealth
Known Quirks:
- Cannot be silenced, only redirected
- Regenerate energy after a five-minute car nap
- Leave a trail of crumbs, crayon marks, and unforgettable memories